土木之变

民国时期军阀(fá )混(hún )战。来到烧锅镇投(tóu )亲(qīn )的张扬，在探寻姑(gū )父(fù )死因(yīn )中逐渐知晓刘天(tiān )德多(duō )年前伙同(😬)冯有等(📲)，杀(📮)(shā )害(🤛)镇(🌾)上烧锅(🔨)大户齐(⛹)(qí )家(jiā(🗿) )抢夺酿(😰)酒秘方(👮)一事。最(🙁)(zuì )后在(😧)张扬的(🍙)帮助下(💁)(xià )锄(chú(📓) )奸去恶(👻)、(🐻)伸张(⚓)正(🛃)义(yì )，齐(📓)旺则率(🗑)众人重(🖋)振(zhèn )仁(👹)(rén )义泉(🐞)(quán )。

2033年，一(🌖)名少女(📫)(nǚ )受困(kùn )在一間神祕的孤兒院(yuàn )。她穿越時空回到了(le )過去，尋找自己的親(qīn )生(shēng )父母，企圖要改變(biàn )過(guò )往、扭轉未來，或(huò )許(xǔ )，她(tā )的人生(🎳)將有不(⛓)同(🏰)(tóng )的(🆑)發(🎄)(fā )展。

麦(😭)昆本想(🧔)给女友(💅)(yǒu )来一(🦅)场创意(🏸)十足的(⏹)(de )求(qiú )婚(🦕)，但在毫(🕳)无预兆(🖇)的(de )情(qí(📙)ng )况下结(😣)束(✊)了一(☔)场(🙃)轰(hōng )轰(🕊)(hōng )烈烈(🆕)的爱情(🐒)，结局(jú(🔟) )悲(bēi )惨(💖)而可笑(🛳)……在(🐞)经(jīng )历(lì )过失(shī )恋博物馆中的种(zhǒng )种“失败”后，麦昆放下(xià )了，觉得那段失败的(de )爱情反而激励了自己(jǐ )，让自己学会了如何(hé )去(qù )爱一个人，用(😝)什么(me )样(🏬)(yà(🎪)ng )的方(✝)(fā(👆)ng )式让双(😊)方相处(🏾)，也明(mí(🏗)ng )白了自(📢)己该选(♑)择去爱(🍚)(ài )一个(🙇)什么样(🔼)的女孩(👠)(hái )。

在一(🤛)家救济(♈)院(👡)，病人(💭)(ré(🍈)n )被(bèi )拍(🆘)恐怖片(🔸)进行精(✈)神(shén )病(😯)(bìng )研究(🔕)，他们都(😽)疯了(le )。这(👙)些电影被曝光了(le )，其中(zhōng )五成画面是七八(bā )十年(nián )代OOXX的场景，给你不一(yī )样的观影体验……

西(xī )部荒野，住着麦克林(lín )夫(fū )妇——伊萨克（(🥠)阿(ā )什(🔑)(shí )利·(👘)祖(😧)克曼 Ashley Zukerman 饰(🏌)）和(hé(🈂) )莉(lì )兹(👲)（凯特(🧚)琳·杰(🚰)拉德(dé(🌥) ) Caitlin Gerard 饰）。这(🐩)里条件(⛽)艰苦(kǔ(🐉) )，环(huán )境(🕖)恶劣，人(❕)烟稀少(⚓)(shǎ(🛂)o )，野兽横(🛒)行。莫大(🔴)的孤(gū(🚄) )寂(jì )令(🔮)莉兹时(👐)常警惕(🐂)地(dì )环(⛔)(huán )视四周，防备一切(qiē )可(kě )能的危险。某天，哈(hā )普尔(ěr )夫妇——吉迪恩(ēn )（迪(dí )伦·麦蒂 Dylan McTee 饰）和艾玛(mǎ )（茱莉亚·古丹妮·泰勒斯 Julia Goldani Telles 饰）搬(🏪)到了麦(🙃)(mài )克(kè(🌞) )林(🔨)家附近(🐨)，成为他(🎺)(tā )们(men )的(🎡)邻居。两(🦐)家人很(🚟)(hěn )快(kuà(🛹)i )就成了(🚼)好朋友(🐗)，特别(bié(🤠) )是莉(lì(🤶) )兹有了(📨)艾玛这(💂)个(👴)(gè )好姐(💒)(jiě )妹，似(🌴)乎心理(🙍)也正(zhè(💷)ng )常(cháng )了(🌹)许多。

This is the untold story of the true Mayan Apocalypse that has been misinterpreted by scholars and was to have taken place on 12/12/12 - that was obviously wrong. A secret group of Mexican superheroes, known as El Trio de la Luz, are forced by destiny to include their adopted gringo into their group to help fight to save humanity. Will the car salesman and local TV personality carry his weight and transform from the GRINGO into the GREEN GHOST? We shall see..

又(🌚)到了年(🚣)末(mò )，阿呆和阿瓜像所有(yǒu )人(rén )一样，开始为圣诞(dàn )节(jiē )及新年PARTY做准备，但(dàn )是(shì )，作(zuò )为这个世界上动(dòng )手能(néng )力最强的小发明家，怎么能跟普通人(😙)一样(yà(🐿)ng )来(🐶)装扮自(😾)己的院(📃)子和(hé(🕶) )房(fáng )子(🉐)呢？于(🌧)是，两个(🧚)(gè )好(hǎ(🐱)o )朋友开(♉)动脑筋(😺)，对(duì )自(🥄)(zì )己的(🍡)家展开(🎟)了(🕶)不一样(✔)(yàng )的改(🏤)(gǎi )造，当(🤠)然，他们(😈)(men )也没(mé(👵)i )有忘记(🕎)帮自己(🚪)的好朋(péng )友选一件“最好的礼(lǐ )物”。

Joy Holbrook is an intuitive market researcher in DC who has captured the attention of the account's CEO and is about to get a sweet promotion, just in time for the holidays. She receives an urgent phone call from home and she rushes back to Crystal Falls, NC to help her Aunt recover from surgery and is reunited with her former crush, Ben. To keep her Aunt focused on healing, Joy volunteers to take Ruby's place with the town's legendary baking competition, the "Cookie Crawl," much to the amusement of Ben who knows Joy has absolutely no idea of the Herculean task before her. Though Joy initially refuses Ben's attempts to "co-captain," she begins to soften and let him in, all the while remembering that there truly is no place like home.